A Gloating Intergalactic Criminal*
A hefty creature, Beadle the Hutt resembles a slithering, worm-like slug, with a legless, tapered body coated in slime. A wide, drooling toothless grin splits his face, and two yellow-red reptilian eyes stare covetously from his immense head.
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Beadle the Hutt surrounds himself with the shiftless dregs of high society, ensuring his protection with a screen of henchmen and hired guns.
His depravity is legendary. He keeps himself entertained by torturing and humiliating his subjects. When fickle, the Hutt will even send his prize possessions to a ghastly end.
For example, the entire Columbus Symphony Orchestra was fed to the terrible rancor monster living beneath his throne room when it failed to amuse him...
*Satire and parody, loosely adapted from:
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jabbathehutt
HORNDOG BLOG is authored by Bruce Hembd
well done, Bruce. We might be able to use your photoshop skills for some creative advertising in the future. stay posted!
best,
David
July 22, 2008 11:51 PM